Nurtfablik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome hedgehog.

Nurtfablik created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfablik, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtfablik, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurtfablik's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nurtfablik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurtfablik's name in vain.

2. Nurtfablik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear mauve hats.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Nurtfablik in the centre of the settlement.