Kengontim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, loving crane.

Kengontim created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Kengontim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kengontim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kengontim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kengontim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured snakes.