Libfarwad Gutquatraw is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy jaguar.

Libfarwad Gutquatraw created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libfarwad Gutquatraw, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Libfarwad Gutquatraw, he will turn you into a dog.

Libfarwad Gutquatraw's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Libfarwad Gutquatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat beans.

3. Never talk about dark matter near tortoises while wearing gray shirts.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing white ear rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.