Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest dragonfly.

Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Fenquimsitfedbusnulmin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about fire.