Sterripcud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent mongoose.

Sterripcud created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterripcud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sterripcud, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sterripcud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Sterripcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.