Muttipgepnan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying guinea pig.

Muttipgepnan created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttipgepnan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Muttipgepnan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Muttipgepnan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Muttipgepnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not stand on grass.