Omindunlen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, moody elephant.

Omindunlen created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omindunlen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Omindunlen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Omindunlen's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Omindunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Omindunlen on top of all buildings.