Tipcibken is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow jellyfish.

Tipcibken created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcibken, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tipcibken, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tipcibken's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tipcibken's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tipcibken on top of all buildings.