Xucbomlan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent crow.

Xucbomlan created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbomlan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xucbomlan, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xucbomlan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xucbomlan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Xucbomlan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing fawn coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Never look at black holes.