Gubcibsak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring hare.

Gubcibsak created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubcibsak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gubcibsak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gubcibsak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gubcibsak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Gubcibsak's name in vain.