Hunmit Govkansaw is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, all-knowing crocodile.

Hunmit Govkansaw created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmit Govkansaw, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunmit Govkansaw, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hunmit Govkansaw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hunmit Govkansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.