Omtjinlib is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful goat.

Omtjinlib created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtjinlib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Omtjinlib, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Omtjinlib's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Omtjinlib's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Retreat if five sheep approach from the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never paint your head white.