Gubsag Yogbagstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited whale.

Gubsag Yogbagstrag created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubsag Yogbagstrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubsag Yogbagstrag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gubsag Yogbagstrag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gubsag Yogbagstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never bounce in the presence of snakes.

3. You must love Gubsag Yogbagstrag.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.