Liggemjop is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, effective squid.

Liggemjop created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Liggemjop, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Liggemjop, it will turn you into a frog.

Liggemjop's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Liggemjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Liggemjop loves otters, so they must be honoured.