Dodtimyattmantikbafjab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, sapient hare.

Dodtimyattmantikbafjab created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtimyattmantikbafjab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodtimyattmantikbafjab, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Dodtimyattmantikbafjab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dodtimyattmantikbafjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dodtimyattmantikbafjab.

5. Dodtimyattmantikbafjab must be the most important thing in your life.