Gomfid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless wombat.

Gomfid created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomfid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gomfid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gomfid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gomfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from fawn seals, for they are unholy.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.