Bugyokyartdod is a god.

He takes the form of a small, staggering coyote.

Bugyokyartdod created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugyokyartdod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugyokyartdod, he will turn you into a worm.

Bugyokyartdod's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bugyokyartdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Never wear white kilts.

5. Always obey Bugyokyartdod's priests.