Teensidmisquim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent camel.

Teensidmisquim created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teensidmisquim, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Teensidmisquim, he will not care.

Teensidmisquim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Teensidmisquim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Teensidmisquim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.