Wityim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong weasel.

Wityim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wityim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wityim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wityim's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Wityim's Holy Commandments

1. Wityim loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never look at stars.