Cidyarlstig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish yak.

Cidyarlstig created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidyarlstig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cidyarlstig, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cidyarlstig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Cidyarlstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet red.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.