Futhomdut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, grumpy squirrel.

Futhomdut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Futhomdut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Futhomdut, he will manifest in front of you.

Futhomdut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Futhomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.