Afdudtag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient armadillo.

Afdudtag created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Afdudtag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afdudtag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Afdudtag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Afdudtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Afdudtag on top of all buildings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.