Kenrillven is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful zebra.

Kenrillven created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenrillven, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kenrillven, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kenrillven's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kenrillven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Kenrillven loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.