Teenrawfid is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, charitable bat.

Teenrawfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Teenrawfid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Teenrawfid, he will turn you into a frog.

Teenrawfid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Teenrawfid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Teenrawfid.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Never skip in the presence of hamsters.