Teenfunsomdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable gnu.

Teenfunsomdub created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfunsomdub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Teenfunsomdub, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Teenfunsomdub's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Teenfunsomdub's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.