Stikominditgeplamrill is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying deer.

Stikominditgeplamrill created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikominditgeplamrill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stikominditgeplamrill, she will curse you with boils.

Stikominditgeplamrill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stikominditgeplamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Stikominditgeplamrill must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat bananas.