Sandavgut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awe-inspiring fly.

Sandavgut created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandavgut, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sandavgut, she will turn you into a plant.

Sandavgut's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Sandavgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Sandavgut loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.