Dodominflyditsislab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish unicorn.

Dodominflyditsislab created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodominflyditsislab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dodominflyditsislab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dodominflyditsislab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dodominflyditsislab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dodominflyditsislab.

5. Never think about dark energy near tapirs while wearing purple hats and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.