Fottailfit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty tapir.

Fottailfit created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fottailfit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fottailfit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fottailfit's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Fottailfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fottailfit.