Vadxenbabban is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent whale.

Vadxenbabban created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadxenbabban, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadxenbabban, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vadxenbabban's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vadxenbabban's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vadxenbabban.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.