Gepmetdav is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective wolf.

Gepmetdav created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmetdav, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepmetdav, he will manifest in front of you.

Gepmetdav's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Gepmetdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to snakes while wearing shoes.

2. Never feed lots of beans to porpoises while wearing violet coats.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing indigo kilts and balancing three lead spheres on your face.

4. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.