Gamkikyathot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable beaver.

Gamkikyathot created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamkikyathot, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gamkikyathot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gamkikyathot's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gamkikyathot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gamkikyathot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.