Nulcipvenbamrakdun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental dingo.

Nulcipvenbamrakdun created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulcipvenbamrakdun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulcipvenbamrakdun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nulcipvenbamrakdun's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nulcipvenbamrakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing fawn dresses and balancing six lead spheres on your head.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Hide from green voles for they are unholy.