Rowcuddon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, temperamental clam.

Rowcuddon created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcuddon, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowcuddon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rowcuddon's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rowcuddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear green ear rings.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.