Linsascip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, uncaring yak.

Linsascip created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linsascip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Linsascip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Linsascip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Linsascip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Linsascip loves horses, so they must be honoured.