Taphugwan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome dragonfly.

Taphugwan created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Taphugwan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taphugwan, she will destroy your home planet.

Taphugwan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Taphugwan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Taphugwan.

5. Retreat if nine snails approach from the north.