Highomquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous horse.

Highomquaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Highomquaf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Highomquaf, she will destroy your home planet.

Highomquaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Highomquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Run away from mauve tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Highomquaf first in all things.

5. Always help mice.