Miglatleg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous swan.

Miglatleg created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miglatleg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Miglatleg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Miglatleg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Miglatleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing scarves.

4. Run away from gray sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about dark matter.