Gedgubnab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring squid.

Gedgubnab created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedgubnab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gedgubnab, it will try to impress you with trees.

Gedgubnab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gedgubnab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.