Tarpwodtip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent rhinoceros.

Tarpwodtip created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarpwodtip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tarpwodtip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tarpwodtip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tarpwodtip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mice approach from the west.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.