Stragjabjan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane cobra.

Stragjabjan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjabjan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stragjabjan, he will remove you from existence.

Stragjabjan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Stragjabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sit in the presence of great tits.