Hatgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful parrot.

Hatgeb created water two years ago.

If you believe in Hatgeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hatgeb, he will turn you into a rat.

Hatgeb's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to badgers while wearing corsets.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.