Flancibbest is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, duplicitous pig.

Flancibbest created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flancibbest, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flancibbest, it will turn you into a snail.

Flancibbest's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flancibbest's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flancibbest.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.