Nurtwigtar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, intelligent crab.

Nurtwigtar created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtwigtar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurtwigtar, she will not care.

Nurtwigtar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurtwigtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurtwigtar.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.