Honnellig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful hamster.

Honnellig created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honnellig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Honnellig, he will strike you with lightening.

Honnellig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Honnellig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never jump near dolphins.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never talk about sheep.