Honnellig is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, deceitful
hamster.
Honnellig created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Honnellig, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Honnellig, he will strike you with lightening.
Honnellig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Honnellig's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never look at black holes.
3. Never jump near dolphins.
4. You must never eat rice.
5. Never talk about sheep.