Kadmigmit Bissbotfid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, contented hippopotamus.

Kadmigmit Bissbotfid created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kadmigmit Bissbotfid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kadmigmit Bissbotfid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kadmigmit Bissbotfid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Kadmigmit Bissbotfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed wheat to otters while wearing pink stockings.
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