Wonfodsaslig is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful
gerbil.
Wonfodsaslig created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonfodsaslig, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Wonfodsaslig, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Wonfodsaslig's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Wonfodsaslig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Wonfodsaslig in the centre of the settlement.
2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Wonfodsaslig on top of important buildings.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. You must love Wonfodsaslig.
5. Never hurt mice.