Dobgoffit Fumflapdab is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, tiresome
aardvark.
Dobgoffit Fumflapdab created humankind eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobgoffit Fumflapdab, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Dobgoffit Fumflapdab, it will destroy your home solar system.
Dobgoffit Fumflapdab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Dobgoffit Fumflapdab's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing violet scarves.
3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never think about dark energy.