Nanfarnsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, intelligent dragon.

Nanfarnsig created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfarnsig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nanfarnsig, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nanfarnsig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nanfarnsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear shorts.