Fidlibfum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced badger.

Fidlibfum created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlibfum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidlibfum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fidlibfum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fidlibfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fidlibfum.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Put Fidlibfum first in all things.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not cook food in pots.