Fidlibfum is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced
badger.
Fidlibfum created life seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fidlibfum, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Fidlibfum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Fidlibfum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Fidlibfum's Holy Commandments1. You must love Fidlibfum.
2. Never wear shorts.
3. Put Fidlibfum first in all things.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Do not cook food in pots.